>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

How I Convinced My D&D Players To Kill Their Characters



It was a master stroke. A four-session buildup to an incredibly satisfying payoff. A mystery that led both to a major realization, and tons more questions.

Let me tell you how we got here.

My players wanted to do an Eberron game in the new edition of D&D. Their character backgrounds were as disparate as you can imagine, and I was trying to think of something that would make shoehorning them into a party easier.

So I screwed with their heads.

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