tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

(via notcuddles)

crimewave420:

dangergays:

just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN

ok but imagine your crush actually being a sweet ass monster truck with flame decals

(via titusnowl)

spookyghostcookies:

hallelujah???? more like…. hellalujah

lunhas:

i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i fucking miss you 

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via readthisifyouthinkimhot)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via beautifulinterracial)

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right
ktabeau:

Am I doing this right